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OH
MY GOD!!!
What
an absolutely fantastic holiday J
We
arrived late on Saturday night (having been delayed 2 hours – Damned Easy Jet!!). Spent
the day next day in the sun and traveled back to
Palma
Airport
to collect Dave and Debs. They arrive
tired and weary and after a long debate on which room to take (the one with the en-suite
or the one with the balcony), they decide to take the room with the en-suite. Dave
is his usual helpful self and when asked to go and help Debs unpack – lays on the
bed and watches (HAHAHAH) so I end up going to help Debs unpack and get to see Daves
undies. LOL!.
We
chill out by the pool on the Monday and go into Cala D’or for lunch and come back
and have a game of poker (what a shocker!!). Then
its dinner time – so off we go again into Cala D’or for MORE food. Come
back, play some poker J
The
next 3 days go pretty much like this – chilling, eating and pokering (what a life).
The
boys, Tim, Jon, Ben and Chris, arrive at about 4am on Thursday morning and go straight
to bed after debating on which rooms to have. Tim
‘wins’ the one with the balcony at which Jon says “bugger”.
Next
morning they all waste no time and are causing a disturbance in the pool. Basically
lots of splashing, dunking and general boyz stuff going on. “the
boyz have arrived” I say to Andrew. “no
shit” was his reply.
The
next 7 days consisted of going to dinner, coming back to play poker and then the boyz
going out on the town (taking Cheesey with them on several occasions). From
what I can gather, not much “pulling” went on L,
apart from Chris, who scores with a holiday rep and spends the rest of the holiday
(evenings only) with her.
Some
of the stories that came back were hilarious, it seems that Cheesey did a bit of pole
dancing (licking of the pole was involved) and he later on announces to Tim that Tim
is very fanciable and says “I would go out with you Tim, but unfortunately, I am gay”. Cheesey
having missed out the most important word in that sentence sent them into hysterics. He
later admits that what he should have said was “….. I am NOT gay”.
Jon
gives us a bit of a scare on the Saturday, hes feeling really ill and for most of
the day we are attending to his every need. He
throws up a few times but still feels terrible. We
are just about to go out to dinner when Jon comes over very peculiar and turns as
white as a sheet. He announces that he
really needs to see a doctor (NOW). So
we take him to the medical centre in Cala D’or where it turns out that he has had
too much alcohol and not enough food, coupled with the fact that he is having a panic
attack at the same time because he’s never felt this ill before. So
the doctor sees him in 10 minutes of us arriving, we have been filling him to the
brim with water and keeping him out of the sun etc and the doctor prescribes him with
some tranquilisers to calm him down. Poor
Jon felt ill for the rest of his stay but still managed to have a good time with the
rest of us.
We
take Dave and Debs back to
Palma
Airport
on Monday night (4 days early L). Lots
of important shit going on at home meant they, unfortunately, had to cut their holiday
short. We carry on with the poker antics
with the 4 boyz and they leave on Wednesday afternoon to go to
Palma
for the evening before they catch their early Thursday morning flight home.
Andrew
and I get the villa to ourselves and OH MY GOD its SO QUIET. Earily
quiet. But nice to get some time alone. So
here I sit, writing up this report and the stats for the games we played.
All
pictures that I took are on site now and when the boyz get their pictures developed
and scanned over to me – they will appear on here too. (look
out for the one with Cheesey and the pole licking!!)
I have
also asked everyone to write up a report of their view on the holiday, so look out
for those too.
All
in all, a fantastic holiday. Very weird
spending/living with people you usually only spend a few hours at a time with, but
we all got on like a house on fire. Lots
of piss taking made for a fun filled holiday.
All
I can say is, those of you who turned down the offer to come away with us to this
magnificent villa, need to have your heads tested. You
missed out on lots of fun fun fun in the sun sun sun.
Lets
do it again next year – that’s what is say !!! J
AwesomeAli
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